meowchelly:

Same

meowchelly:

Same

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This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.
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thatchick-withcurlyhair:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

I need a super polite way of saying “if you come see me tonight there’s a 99% chance you’re going to get laid”

I wish to acquaint myself with your virility for the night ahead. This, however, is only guaranteed by your immediate arrival to my residence.

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how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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No, fuck you. I was worth it.
and I’m still worth it // R.R.  (via expo)
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literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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